The Counter
Two ways to find out if you would survive the window. Build the dog right, then order and take your roast.
Build a Chicago dog
Seven toppings make it official. Tap each one on. There is an eighth bottle on the counter. Leave it alone.
The roast machine
Pick your order. Brace.
What are you having? And make it quick.
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